FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology
arinlome: fmylife: flourhoneymilk: Icarus Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML Odysseus Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for...
Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction →
arinlome: arielhatesyou: yourpalmal: Written by 13 year old Marisa Ball. “Driver, please stop for a minute at that middle school. I want to stretch my long legs,” said Ashton from the backseat of his stretched limo. “Yes sir, Mr. Kutcher,” stated his English driver, Geeves. Ashton looked hot in his trucker hat. The sound of Fergie’s “Clumsy” came from the school. “Whutz going on in there,...
Sufjan Stevens - Sofia’s Song (via...
love love love Simon Amstell. I met these 2 UK exchange med students yesterday that crashed our residence for no fucking reason and they didnt know what Never Mind the Buzzcocks was. what fucking assholes. entrails:
(via. fuckyeahpatrickcassels) this is exactly what i think somebody that wishes to be a white kid (for example, myself) thinks is what being a white kid is about.
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...– Stephen Hawking (via bigfun) (via syntheticpubes) (via styleandsubstance)
somethingchanged: langer: New outgoing voicemail...
Us, like a bad mix tape without slow songs. You like to hum Desperado &...– Jillian Weise (via joshawesome) this seems very like something i would have written years ago. huh.
I tried to do handstands for you but everytime I...
CHAIRLIFT - BRUISES! whaat? i did not know this was used in an ipod commericial, but good for them i guess. (via styleandsubstance)
Friday Night Lights is such a brilliant, effective TV show that — sometimes — I...– Chuck Klosterman
It turns out that only twenty percent of human...
(via styleandsubstance) this isnt true is it? cause this would explains EVERYTHING.
11 Extinct Animals That Have Been Photographed... →
BECAUSE IM CRIPPLED AND I WANT TO LISTEN TO NIRVANA. IS THAT SO HARD TO...– Jason Street. Friday Night Lights ep 1.11 :(
a holocaust of twee– Sundance Shocker: Michael Cera’s Paper Heart Takes a Schoolyard Beating — Vulture — Entertainment & Culture Blog — New York Magazine (via wordvomit)
todays filled with what the Fucks. this is a particularly cute one. not surprising, michael cera’s in it. bromantic: continuants: passthemike: ohjoh: orangeillusion: mikeypizzle: danhacker: The official trailer for ‘Paper Heart’ This film stars Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi and looks wonderful.
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CANT LOSE– Friday Night Lights
omgeez. Will Forte ≠ Bill Hader ≠ Adam Scott. WHO KNEW? DAMN YOU JUDD APATOW for casting very funny, easily fuckable white men that sort of all look the same.
THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD. this is some peanut...
Jamie Foxx threw down the Polaroids he had just taken of his dick, the ones he...– anyone who isnt reading videogum is living a less enriching life. Gabe Delahaye, i’ve never felt love like this before.
Oh ABC, how little i knew you: a scene in Better Off Ted in which motion sensors cant detect a black scientist because he BLACK, and when ever hes in a room by himself, the lights turn off.
The Reverse Psychology of UnfollowFriday
When you have a small number of followers, its really obvious when somebody unfollows you. I recently lost a follower and it drove me nuts, so seeing this is perfect. This is one of the best ideas for a tumblr ive ever heard. ** gosh, reading some of these comments are unsettling; i am guilty of most of these things. Whats interesting is that most of the stuff being complained about was what i...
I sort of have to sleep and dream about Melville, but this is kind of fucking awesome. theidiotking: Office Romance (2009) A Couple tries to make it work, against all odds. Directed, produced, and written by Dave Horwitz. Special thanks to no one.